In a strong endorsement of support for the Lisbon Treaty, a new organisation, Lesbian Midgets for Europe, has announced it will campaign in favour of the Lisbon Treaty. The group is headed by Lucinda Gee and has a strong grassroots support of over 500 members. At a press conference earlier today Lucinda claimed “All of Lesbian Midget’s for Europe’s members are entirely driven towards a strong, stable EU which places Ireland at the heart of the EU.”
She said Ireland’s reputation abroad was severely damaged by the No vote of last June and that her organisation would work very close with Women for Europe, Ireland for Europe, Pre-Pubescent Trinity College Students for Europe and any other bandwagon that they should happen across.
“It is only by working together for a Yes vote is is possible we can restore Ireland’s reputation abroad.” said Gee, a banker by trade. When asked how Lesbian Midgets for Europe planned to fund their campaign we were told “All donations are received from Irish citizens living in Ireland and we are fully compliant with SIPO.”
Gee is under no impression that this campaign will be easy. She maintained that although Ireland was “absoloutely shitless” at the prospect of being thrown out of the EU, she said that “It’s important we keep reminding the Irish People just how lovely Europe is…” and that “if Charlie McCreevy keeps opening his trap we may get thrown out no matter how we vote”.
When asked what exactly she thought of the Treaty she said “Well it’s lovely. Very heavy and complicated so it’s probably best that the Irish public don’t read it unless they forget the recipes for potato soup taught to them by their mammies who never did experience the joys of Europe.”
Lesbian Midgets for Europe are contactable through their website.
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